"The girl is the flame that shall ignite the world". - R. Lutece, 1889.
i am feeling very Boy in a gender kinda way lately!! also i just gave myself a haircut i think the shortest ive had so far and its so soft and fuzzy
Double lung shot
(playing with new brushes)
oh my god
ur face turned someone into a dog
The Mountain Goats - Up the Wolves
I’m gonna bribe the officials
I’m gonna kill all the judges
it’s gonna take you people years
to recover from all of the damage
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — you will wake up to find a weird bug close to you. if you do not find it, it is already inside you somewheres.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — your brother or sister will show up and ask for money, but DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. they will use it to hire an assassin to kill you, then spend several hours wondering if that counts as irony or not. googling will be inconclusive. don’t put them through that.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH HAHAHhhahahahaHAHAHhaha hahahaHAHAHAHahaha sorry
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — you will make eye contact with several shady birds today. it’s not a coincidence and you should probably leave town.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — you will accidentally drop something into a sewer today. i hope it’s not a small child, but if i’m reading this star chart correctly, it will be.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — your mother will tell you a terrible secret about yourself, but don’t freak out. you need to be calm for the Great Change that is to come.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — mars is entering libra, and you should celebrate by entering something as well, like your credit card number or a hotdog eating contest or a thrill-a-minute battle of wits with a dangerous mastermind or a beautiful stranger.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — you’ll find an enchirito still hot and in its wrapper lying in the road today, but don’t eat it. it is false.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — you will discover a locket in your grandmother’s attic that has two 50’s-era pictures: one of your grandmother, and one of someone who looks just like your current or last significant other
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — all of your umami will be gone for a little while, but your ability to hear those high-pitched electric dog whistle noises they use to subtly unsettle people in horror movies will be way sharper
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — your habit of going to mcdonalds playplaces and rapping the entirety of ‘where the hood at’ by dmx is going to catch up to you hard this week
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) — the nsa agent monitoring all your correspondences has fallen in love with you, and you will begin receiving flirty emails and texts from your own electronic devices
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